Interesting Random Thoughts

• The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.
• Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
• Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
• If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
• Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
• Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.
• Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
• The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
• Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
• Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.